What up?? …Not Our Internet Presence

What up, universe?! I’m getting a headache just writing on a screen. We’re Matt Weir has no comedy videos, but come see us live, where we live to breathe!!

03/01/13 - Sketch set at Magnet Theater opening for Jarrett Berenstein! GR8 guy!!! Thanks for coming if you clicked the link on Slate.com!!

07/27/13 - MORNING PARTY 2, Magnet Theater, 9am

08/24/13 - The Rundown, Magnet Theater, 6pm (this is improv)

08/29/13 - Inspirado as Listen, Weirs! (w/ Listen, Kid!), Magnet Theater, 11pm (improv)

08/31/13 - UCB East Indie Cage Match, UCB East, 7pm (improv)

09/06/13 - Variety Show w/ Lucas Bros, Mookie Thompson, others, Legion Bar, I forget when (sketch variety show)

09/13/13 - Weird Tales with We’re Matt Weir, Magnet Theater, 11:30pm (sketch)

09/20/13 - Weird Tales with We’re Matt Weir, Magnet Theater, 11:30pm (sketch)

UPCOMING WE’RE MATT WEIR SHOWS

Keep your life in check. Check these out. They’re all sketch show unless otherwise noted:

Wednesday, May 9th: TRIPLE CROWN BASEMENT w/ UNISEX, at 9:30pm

Sunday, May 13th: MAGNET THEATER … doing “Hot Nights” sketch show, at 8pm

Tuesday, May 22nd: CAMP WOODS PLUS! (AT L’ETAGE IN PHILLY, PA) w/ Camp Woods and Judo Range, 8pm

Thursday, May 24th: CHESTER presents: DON’T YOU FIND US CHARMING?, AT ABC NO RIO, w/ Sadie Hawkins, Chester, and more… 8pm

Wednesday, May 30th: THE PIT THEATER, “TWO AND TWO” this is an improv show… with Aaron & Marie… 10:00pm

Wednesday, June 6th: PARKSIDE LOUNGE, “MOST EROTIC” VARIETY SHOW… this is our first variety show we’re booking and hosting… with Lucas Bros, Matt Koff, Listen, Kid!, and Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting, 9pm

Saturday, June 9th: SHUBIN THEATER IN PHILLY, DUOFEST… this is an improv show… with Listen, Kid!, 11:00pm

Tuesady, June 26: THE MAGNET THEATER, this is improv… with THE NEW MOVEMENT (from out-of-town)… 7pm

Sunday, July 9: MAGNET THEATER… “Sketch Sundays”… 9:30pm

Wednesday, July 11: PARKSIDE LOUNGE, “MOST EROTIC”… our variety show is back! w/ Zachariah Durr, Team Submarine, Branson Reese, and Unisex… 9pm

Sunday, July 15: MAGNET THEATER… “Sketch Sundays”… 9:30pm

Saturday, July 21:  MAGNET THEATER… MORNING PARTY… this is the big show we’ve been letting gestate for over a year and a half now… Come get wasted with We’re Matt Weir… 9am

Sunday, August 12: MAGNET THEATER… “Sketch Sundays”… 9:30pm

Wednesday, August 22: PARKSIDE LOUNGE, “MOST EROTIC”… our variety show… 9:30pm

Sometime that week we’re doing another show… lots of shows! This is cool!

Thanks to CTOWN and BCAT for letting us fart onstage at The Petri Space last night.

Thanks to CTOWN and BCAT for letting us fart onstage at The Petri Space last night.

What is the guy with the blond perm learning from the dog soother guy?

We’ve been putting out a lot of EPs, so here’s the LP……

We’re Matt Weir presents: Yes We Are Both Matt Weir
Directed by Peter McNerney.
Technical Directed by Jon Bander
Come see it at the Magnet Theater, Fridays at 7pm, from August 19 - September 16. $7. An hour of our favorite stuff (so far).
That’s a whole lotta Fart Sisters.

We’ve been putting out a lot of EPs, so here’s the LP……

We’re Matt Weir presents: Yes We Are Both Matt Weir

Directed by Peter McNerney.

Technical Directed by Jon Bander

Come see it at the Magnet Theater, Fridays at 7pm, from August 19 - September 16. $7. An hour of our favorite stuff (so far).


That’s a whole lotta Fart Sisters.

We’re performing AGAIN at this awesome stand-up show. Featuring:
Mike Lawrence
Aaron Glaser
Mookie Thompson
Rob Stern
Zach Broussard
We’re Matt Weir
Anthony Fiacco
Zed Cutsinger
and, your hosts, The Lucas Brothers

We’re performing AGAIN at this awesome stand-up show. Featuring:


Mike Lawrence

Aaron Glaser

Mookie Thompson

Rob Stern

Zach Broussard

We’re Matt Weir

Anthony Fiacco

Zed Cutsinger

and, your hosts, The Lucas Brothers

We’re going to chug Four Lokos in this show… the show WILL suffer.

We’re going to chug Four Lokos in this show… the show WILL suffer.

This is a shot of Osama bin Laden’s dogs from We’re Matt Weir: War Dogs, a new sketch show we performed on Friday, May 27. That was a lot of fun (to perform).
The Apiary wrote about it. That was cool (to read): http://www.theapiary.org/the-apiary/2011/5/27/the-honey-shot-were-matt-weir.html

This is a shot of Osama bin Laden’s dogs from We’re Matt Weir: War Dogs, a new sketch show we performed on Friday, May 27. That was a lot of fun (to perform).


The Apiary wrote about it. That was cool (to read): http://www.theapiary.org/the-apiary/2011/5/27/the-honey-shot-were-matt-weir.html

Oh, whoops. We forgot to post that a while ago—Friday, May 6—we did a brand-new sketch show, Thor 2, and it felt really cool (at least to perform). Here is a picture of a moment in time from that show. (We are in the midst of performing the sequel to Thor, the major motion picture also released on Friday, May 6.)
Look, I would’ve posted this all when it was relevant, but I was reading Moby Dick, ok? That took a lot of my time.

Oh, whoops. We forgot to post that a while ago—Friday, May 6—we did a brand-new sketch show, Thor 2, and it felt really cool (at least to perform). Here is a picture of a moment in time from that show. (We are in the midst of performing the sequel to Thor, the major motion picture also released on Friday, May 6.)


Look, I would’ve posted this all when it was relevant, but I was reading Moby Dick, ok? That took a lot of my time.

Friday, April 1st, 2011, We’re Matt Weir presents:

"2010"

An all-new sketch show.
at the Magnet Theater
9pm
$7

Friday, April 1st, 2011, We’re Matt Weir presents:

"2010"

An all-new sketch show.

at the Magnet Theater

9pm

$7